A circular logo with beige background and black text. The top reads 'JOHN AHNEMANN' in an arc, and the bottom says 'SELLS MY HOME' in an arc. In the center, the acronym 'SMH' is displayed with a simple illustration of a house roof above the letter 'M'.

"The unofficial tallest Realtor in Minnesota!"

Nice To Meet You.

A man with short brown hair, a beard, and blue eyes sitting on a gray carpeted floor in front of a plain gray wall, wearing a black button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
A man with short brown hair, a beard, and blue eyes sitting on a gray carpeted floor in front of a plain gray wall, wearing a black button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

Hi, my name is John Ahnemann.

As a third-generation Realtor, I’ve been around this industry since I was just a kid. With most Realtors, this is a second, third, or fourth career. For me, it has always been the dream. I ultimately made the jump in 2019, and have been operating full-time ever since.

I am the operating principal of the 'Sells My Home Team', Co-owner of the Saint Paul Keller Williams office, alongside my role as a KW agent productivity coach.  My goal is to change the perception of what a Realtor can and should do for clients. My business operates entirely off repeat clients, referrals, family, and friends. That is by design, as my intent is to be your Realtor for life.

Integrity above everything. I specialize in historic and unique estates, Mid-Century Modern architecture, off-market sales, tricky and time-sensitive situations, fix-and-flip, multi-family investment, divorce sales, estate clean-outs, and everything in between. Consistently ranked in the top 1% in the state for sales volume.

I am authentic, hard-working, goofy, and damn good at what I do. Thank you for checking out my page. I look forward to connecting soon.

  • "He communicates clearly, stays organized, and keeps transactions progressing smoothly. John does a great job preparing his listings and proactively managing potential challenges, helping ensure efficient and successful closings."

    Jeff V.

  • "I couldn't believe how smooth everything went with the whole experience. The agents were very nice and thorough. I don't think any other agency could've done better. "

    Kari A.

  • "Bought and sold with John and we’d highly recommend him and his team to anyone! He helped us navigate the challenges of selling and was quick to respond and help us through the process."

    Caitlin C.

  • "John helped us sell a challenging house much more quickly and painlessly than we thought would be possible. He's knowledgeable, responsive, and incredibly good at what he does. Most of all, he genuinely listened to our goals and helped us get exactly the outcome we wanted. All-around great to work with; we'd recommend him to anyone."

    Claire C.G.

  • "John Ahnemann is the real deal. A cuddly teddy bear in a big jacket, he’s an excellent negotiator “on and off the court” with impeccable taste who brings the perfect blend of industry savvy and the ever elusive integrity. I’d trust him with my real estate needs and I know a lot of agents."

    Joey J.

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